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My Wife Saved Me
02:47
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Clementine, time 2 dine.
All's for dinner on this fine china is a clementine. Fork & knife, I set the table for my wife because honestly she saved my life.
I was about to get hit by an orange truck, south of Florida, just my luck.
When she morphed into the hulk & came between me and that bulk of oranges. I was so close to death, the scent of oranges taking my last breath when she grabbed my body. I could tell she did pilates, possibly even yoga. So strong & swift, bitch looks like a thick Taylor Swift.
Thanks so much for all your strife, laying your life down on the line for measly mine. So here- eat this clementine.
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Special Tea
00:56
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my specialty happens to be brewing chamomile tea. I do not drink it though. It is for my fans. I throw the tea on the fans and close my eyes before it splashes my face.
"AH," a facial for my spacial, rageful, graceless face.
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COFFEE PISS
01:20
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the fan pushes around the same moist air around her face & swishes the greases from the pores she makes. she makes coffee & drinks it slowly then pees out the coffee 2 hours later. then she drinks her coffee piss, she drinks it slowly. then she pees out the coffee 2 hours later.
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Beetle
00:14
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beetle on my window, find your way home.
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Dorito Nacho Cheese
01:19
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Sado
00:52
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It's all a sham. Don't call me lamb today. I am not sweet I am not stupid this morning I am aware
of how my hair stopped growing 2 months ago.
I am a forever mullet little girl.
No one loves a mullety little bird girl.
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Dreaming Strongly
02:17
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I had a dream I was pregnant Virgin Mary style.
"Cause I'll always be a virgin and I'll never love anyone enough to marry, Mary!"
I was extremely excited and I loved my potential baby more than any dog but I was wrong to.
When my mom found out, she made me abort the mission I was ready to take on for my baby's sake. I cried for my lost babe. I cried cause I know I'll never get another. I cried cause I'm not full of love. I try to love all the trees and the flowers and the God that potentially gives me the power to love.
I want false hope. I need false hope cause I can't cope.
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jane wanes Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
jane wanes is jane ferry and they are trying their hardest
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